| B - - - | - - A - | G - F - | E - - - | E7 - - - | D - - - | D7 - - - |
A A/G (3x222x) C D E A A/G
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
C D
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
A
I`m crying
Expert texpert choking smokers don`t you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I`m crying
A A/G D/F# (2x023x) Famj7 G A A/G
Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
F
Corporation tee shirt stupid bloody Tuesday man
B
you`ve been a naughty boy you let your face grow long
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog`s eye
Crab a locker fishwife pornographic priestess boy
you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Element`ry penguin singing Hare Krishna. Man
you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
CHORUS
C D E
I am the egg-man, they are the egg-men, I am the Walrus Goo goo g` joob
A A/G C D E A A/G
Mister city p`liceman sitting pretty little p`lice men in a row
C D
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky see how they run
A Dsus4 A E D D7
I`m crying I`m cry - ing I`m crying I`m cry - ing
BRIDGE
| E - - - | B - A - | G - F - | E - - - |
B A G F E F
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun. If the sun don`t come
B7 C
you get a tan from standing in the English rain I am the egg-man...
CHORUS