'Queen Victoria' by Cohen Leonard - Guitar Tutorial

            Tuning: Bb Eb Ab Db F Bb (standard, three full-steps down)
 
Am
Queen Victoria,
                 F
My father and all his tobacco loved you
                   Am
I love you too in all your forms
                  F
The slim unlovely virgin floating among German beards
       Am
The mean governess of the huge pink maps
     F              E'  E
The solitary mourner of a prince

Am
Queen Victoria
    F
I am cold and rainy
    Am                    G
I am dirty as a glass roof in a train station
                  Am
I feel like an empty cast iron exhibition
       F
I want ornaments on everything
        E'                   E
Because my love, she gone with other boys

Am
Queen Victoria
          F
Do you have a punishment under the white lace
         Am                   F
Will you be short with her, make her read those little Bibles
       C                  E/B
Will you spank her with a mechanical corset
        Am                 F
I want her pure as power, I want her skin slightly musty 
with petticoats
                  E'         E
Will you wash the easy bidet out of her head?

Am
Queen Victoria
         F             Am
I'm not much nourished by modern love
       C        G
Will you come into my life
       F              E'
With your sorrow and your black carriages
               E
And your perfect memories

Am
Queen Victoria
F                            Am
The Twentieth Century belongs to you and me
          C         E/B              Am
Let us be two severe giants not less lonely for our partnership
           F                  E
Who discoloured test tubes in the halls of Science
            C          G
Who turned up unwelcome at every World's Fair
         Am         G
Heavy with proverbs and corrections
  Am
Confusing the star-dazed tourists
       F              E
With our incomparable sense of loss