'Fifty Ways To Leave' by Paul Simon - Guitar Tutorial

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"The problem is all inside your head," she said to me
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"the answer is easy if you take it logic'lly.
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I'm here to help you if you're struggling to be free;
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there must be fifty ways to leave your lover."

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She said, "It's really not my habit to intrude;
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I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued.
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But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude;
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there must be fifty ways to leave your lover."
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fifty ways to leave your lover."

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Just slip out the back, Jack.
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Make a new plan, Stan;
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You don't need to be coy, Roy,
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just get yourself free. (on repeat: Just listen to me)
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Hop on the bus, Gus;
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You don't need to discuss much;
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Just drop off the key, Lee.
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and get yourself free.

REPEAT CHORUS

Second verse:
She said, "It grieves me now to see you in such pain; 
I wish there was somethin' I could do to make you smile again."
I said, "I appreciate that, 
and could you please explain about the
fifty ways?"

She said, "Why don't we both just sleep on it tonight;
I'm sure in the morning you'll begin to see the light."
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right; 
there must be
fifty ways to leave your lover,
fifty ways to leave your lover."

REPEAT CHORUS twice.