'The More I Drink' by Shelton Blake - Guitar Tutorial

            INTRO: D A7 D A7 D A7 D

     D             A7           D
He was sittin' at the bar, sippin' a regular Coke
     G                                  D
We were drinkin' and smokin' and makin' him 
the butt of our jokes
        G                    D              G
We all said man what happened to you, why can't you 
just have a few
       D              A7                D
He said I would if I could, but it's probably best 
that I don't

CHORUS:
            D           F#7
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
         G                   D
Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
    D                       A7
I get loud, and I get proud, and it gets worse
          D          F#7        G         D
Well if I have one, I have thirteen, no there 
ain't no in-between
            D    A7         D
'Cause the more I drink, hmm, the more I drink

A couple of cold ones and somebody hands me a shot
Hell even bucktooth and bowlegged women start lookin' hot
And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes 
and sweet talkin' some big brunette
Once I get on a roll, there ain't no tellin' where I'll stop

CHORUS:
            D           F#7
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
        G                   D
And I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
    D                    A7
I get loud, I get proud, and it gets worse
          D           F#7         G         D
Yeah if I have one I'll have thirteen, now there 
ain't no in-between
            D           A7           D
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink, 
the more I drink, yeah yeah


D F#7 G  D                A7
Mmm that's what I'm talkin' about
         D            F#7
Man if I have one, I'll have thirteen
       G                D
Then they can't get me off the kareokee machine
       D   A7       D   G
The more I drink, the more I drink
           D            A7              
Yeah the more I drink, the more I drink, 
the more I drink

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