'Makin' Whoopee' by Amanda Palmer - Guitar Tutorial

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Another bride Another June 
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Another sunny honeymoon 
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Another season, another reason 
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For makin' whoopee 
 
 A  lot of shoes, a lot of rice 
The groom is nervous he answers twice 
It's really killin' that he's so willin' 
To make whoopee 
 
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Picture a little love nest 
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Down where the roses cling 
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Picture the same sweet love nest 
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Think what a year can bring 
 
He's washing dishes and baby clothes 
He's so ambitious he even sews 
But don't forget folks that's what you get folks 
For makin' whoopee 
 
Another year or maybe less 
What's this I hear? Well can't you guess? 
She fells neglected and he's suspected 
Of makin' whoopee 
 
She sits alone most every night 
He doesn't phone her he doesn't write 
He says he's busy but she say's "is he?" 
He's makin' whoopee 
 
He doesn't make much money 
Only five thousand per 
Some judge who thinks he's funny 
Says you'll pay six to her 
 
He says now judge suppose I fail 
The judge says budge right into jail 
You better keep her I think it's cheaper 
Then makin' whoopee 
 
You better keep her 
I know it's cheaper than makin' whoopee