'Cocamamie Business' by Harrison George - Guitar Tutorial

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Bust my back on the Levy - 
broke my strings on the BBC
 
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Found my chops on Eel Pie Island - 
paid my dues at the Marquee
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Slagged off by the N.M.E. - 
lost my stash and my virginity
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In this Cockamamie Business

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Got my face on Ed Sullivan - 
broke my heart on the Soul Train
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Introduced to Bad Company - 
lost cells down at Brain Drain
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And before I could mend - 
lost the missus, missed the girlfriend
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In this Cockamamie Business

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Now we like to air condition - 
though the air has no ozone ring
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Still they're chopping down the forest 
for McDonalds and the Burger
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King
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Eating cows with such persistance - 
doesn't offer much resistance
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To this Cockamamie Business

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There are too many things - 
stressing out the nervous system
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Girls you used to know - 
fellas that may have kissed'em
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Some got rabies - Some got fleas - 
some got incurable diseases
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From this Cockamamie Business

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Everybody's after as many points as they can get
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As long as it's not them that has to pay
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No one really minds the Debt
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5-Star actors, tax inspectors, 
film producers and directors
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With their Cockamamie Business

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Well you do what you can - 
can't do much more than that

(No you can't do what he just said)
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Some days you're pretty sharp - 
on other days you feel half dead

(While you make your daily bread)
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Didn't want to be a star - 
wanted just to play guitar
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In this Cockamamie Business