'Staple Gun' by Knorrig - Guitar Tutorial

            STAPLE GUN - ( a desk-top equipment awareness song ) 

verses- B, F#, G 

ska bridge G, C, D 

VERSE 1

There was a guy called John 
He found a staple gun 
He thought it was a phone 
And now he has no ear 
His family thought he was dumb 
His mum said 'Oh dear John 
that's a bloody staple gun' 
I now fear for your ear 

BRIDGE

VERSE 2

The hospital surgeon said 
she was gonna amputate John's head 
The left side of it that is 
the surgeon's name was Liz 
'Your'e really stupid John 
That's a bloody staple gun 
She cut off poor John's ear 
And now he can't really sort of properly hear