'Being Around' by Lemonheads - Guitar Tutorial

             G          G     C9     C9
 If I was in the fridge, would you open the door?
 G          Em   Dsus   Dsus
 If I was the grass, would you mow your lawn?
 G         G     C9     C9
 If I was your body, would you still wear clothes?
 G         Em    Dsus     Dsus
 If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?
 C9           Dsus
 Would you keep it? Would you eat it?
 C9         Asus   Em C9   Dsus  G
 I'm just tryin to give myself a reason, for being around.
 G           G         C9      C9
 If I was the front porch swing would you let me hang?
 G       Em         Dsus       Dsus
 If I was the dance floor would you shake your thing?
 G         G       C9       C9
 If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce
 G     Em          Dsus     Dsus
 Up and down inside your bank account?
 C9          Dsus
 Would ya trust me, not to break you?
 C9       Asus   Em     C9     Dsus  G
 I'm just tryin really hard to make you, notice me being around.

 (Musical Interlude, no solo, just strum the G chord hard 
 a few times with a strange rhythm)
 G       G           C9       C9
 If I was a haircut would you wear a hat?
 G       Em        Dsus      Dsus
 If I was a maid, could I clean your flat?
 G       G           C9       C9
 If I was the carpet would ya wipe your feet,
 G       Em       Dsus      Dsus
 In time to save me from mud off the street?
 C9         Dsus       C9          Asus
 If you like me, if you love me, why don't you get down 
 on your knees
 Em
 and scrub me?
 Asus   Asus  C9
 I'm a little grubby
 Dsus   G
 From being around.