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I stepped out of the shower, Got a good look at myself
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Pot bellied, bald head, man I thought it was somebody else
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I caught my reflection in the mirror, on the back of the
bathroom door
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And I just don't look good naked anymore.
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I'm going upstairs and turn the bedroom mirror to the wall
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I hung it there, when I was trim and tall
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I'd stand there smile & strut & flex, until my arms got sore
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But, I just don't look good naked anymore
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Well I used to go out with the girls, I drove them all insane
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I also had a lot of hair, but it's gone right down the drain
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Well I went to the doctor for my annual medical exam,
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Stood there in the buff and suddenly she said "MAN"
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I said "what is it Doc some fatal disease"? I just got
to know the score
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No" You just don't look good naked anymore"
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Well, me and my wife had a dance routine, everybody said it was
unique,
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Now it's only when we're back to back that were dancing cheek
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to cheek.
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Well I went to a nude beach for a little seaside fun,
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Stretched out in my birthday suit, soaking up the sun
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Somebody yelled" Hey, there's an old white whale, washed up
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on the shore"
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I just don't look good naked anymore
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Ya, my arches fell, my ankles swell
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And I wish my eyes were poor,
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Cause I just don't look good naked anymore.